Email Signatures

Just to show that I have a sense of humour...
These appear on most of my (informal) outgoing messages

• Not always right, but never wrong.
•  The relentless optimist - or too dumb to be a pessimist.
•  Don't ask a question if you aren't willing to listen to the answer.
•  What’s next?
•  Irrationally Stubborn
• My epitaph:"I haven't done what I came for..."
• Making things work the way they should.
• To save ime later, let’s just assume I know everything.
•  I don’t think like everyone else. Use it.
•  I know nothing about anything, and have an opinion on everything.
•  Ignore me.
• What's next?
•  A wise person said -
  – “If you can’t say something nice about a person – then at least enjoy letting ‘em know!”

*Rubber boots, tinfoil hat, and one hand in my pocket!
-- Insulated, isolated, but no longer frustrated.